10 problems we all face using Social Media

In an era when everyday life is pretty much ruled by Social Media, here are some problems that at one time or another, I'm sure we've all probably experienced. Social Media 'aint such a great pal after all...

1. Not being able to get out of bed in the morning until you have checked all Insta/Twitter/Facebook/Snapchat feeds. Because if you don't, you will probably miss something really important and your life will be over (oh, irony). 

2. The dreaded blue ticks on Whatsapp. We 100% know that you've seen our message and even you know that we know. So why oh why do you not reply? The rage is real.

3. As above, but this time you're the culprit. Someone messages you and you just cant be arsed to reply. But oh no, now they know you've seen it. It takes two to tango.

4. Creating the ugliest snapchat known to mankind and accidentally sending it to that fit guy you met on Tinder succeeded only by the word, NOOOOO. (Talking of which, read a whole list of Tinder probs here)

5. Getting pissed as a fart on a Friday night and creating the most hilarious snapchat story to ever grace the world. Waking up in the morning and realising your 100 second story isn't funny at all, and that really, you're just a bit of a moron.

6. You create the greatest instagram photo; an image good enough to be framed on the wall, some might even say a masterpiece. You hashtag the shit out of it............and you get one like. Instant deletion. 

7. Taking a great selfie with your friends on a night out and secretly thinking, 'shit me I look great, this is going to be my profile picture'. You go to change it the next day and your friend has already beaten you to it. Bitch please.

8. Spending a good ten minutes on Facebook/Insta stalking some fit guy/girl you haven't spoken to since you were 15 and accidentally liking their photo from about 2 years ago. Kill me now. 

9. Being genuinely fed up that you don't have anyting remotely interesting to tweet about so you tweet about the fact you have nothing to tweet about. Good one.

10. The God of all problems, the cream of the crop: searching someone's name on Facebook and accidentally putting it as your status. R.I.P me.

#firstworldproblems

Tinder Probs

So in the 21st century, where, for the majority of the time, the world of dating evolves from Tinder, an observatory post of Tinder woes and Tinder probs seemed more than timely. I'm sure you can all relate...

1. As you are swiping - 'no, no, no, meh, no, no, NOOO HOLY SHIT WHY DID I SWIPE LEFT ON HIM WHYYY.'

2.  Coming across someone you mildly know and thinking 'do I swipe left or right? What if we match and he thinks I fancy him? What if I swipe right and he doesn't, I will know forever more that he HATES ME.'

3. Accidentally swiping right on an absolute minger and thinking, 'yep, that's fate, I'm destined for an ogre.'

4. Stumbling across someone in public that you've matched, getting eye contact and immediately wanting to die. Fml. 

5. Matching someone, saying hi and them just never replying. Did you just suddenly decide that I got ugly?

6. Going on a Tinder date with someone who looks like they're a solid 8 out of 10 in pictures, but in reality, they are no more than a 3. Must. Think. Of. Escape. Route. Pronto. 

7. Seeing somebody absolutely amazing in public and thinking 'holy fuck he MUST be on tinder' and then proceeding to swipe left on so many good looking people just to find him because HE IS THE ONE. 

8. You've matched a pure God and it's too good to be true. You think 'omg I've found my husband, what will our bridesmaids wear?!', he starts conversation with 'hi bby, how are u? xx'. Plan ruined.


Happy Tindering!!!